"The Romantic"

"The Romantic" is external only, and that's worth knowing up front. Rocks-Off built it for the clitoris and the vulva rather than for insertion, so nothing about it asks you to take anything in.

The ears are the whole idea. They're soft and they bend, so they sit across the curves rather than poking at one point, and you can move them around until the pressure spreads evenly. If you've tried a firm bullet tip and found it too sharp, the ears are the alternative. It's 13.2 centimetres long and 137 grams, which gives you enough weight to rest it in place instead of pressing it down.

Two AAA batteries run it for around four hours, which is longer than most toys this size manage. "The Romantic" is 100% waterproof, so the bath and the shower are both fine, and a little water-based lubricant helps the ears glide. Rocks-Off has a two year guarantee on it.