Favourite Vibrators (Beginner & Final Boss Level)
So you wanna buy a vibrator, but aren't sure what's worth it, what you like, or the full extent of what's out there.
I got you.
Below lies a list of the vibrators I stock sorted by size, price, sensation and ability to make you feel things.
If you've never bought one: "The Reality Bender & World Changer" at R725. It's air suction, made me hear colours. Kidding. Buy it.
Just btw, it also comes in my starter pack with lube and a conventional vibrator.
Orrr, there's "The Unhinged Friend" at R325. Between them they cover the two things most people find out they want.
If you already know vibration works and you want more of it, hit up "The Bokkie" at R2150 or "The Best Friend" at R2275.
If you know exactly what you like and you're ready for your last:
- "Someone New" (air suction)
- "The Archer" (rabbit)
- "The Delicate One" (wand)
Bullets and Minis
Small, external, pinpoint. The category most people start with, and the one most people keep using long after they have bought something fancier.
- "The Quickie": Five and a half centimetres, twenty-one grams, three speeds. It disappears into a coat pocket and costs less than a round of drinks.
- "The Unhinged Friend", R 325: Rocks-Off's classic RO-80mm. One button, one steady intensity, no menu. It has stayed in the range for years because nothing about it needs explaining.
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"The Make-Up Artist", R 350: The same 8.2 cm body as above with seven settings behind the single button. Twenty-four grams, so your fingers do the aiming.
- "The One in a Million", R 725: TENGA's iroha mini in Sora-Mikan. Palm-sized and genuinely discreet.
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"The Intelligent One", R 675: A smooth teardrop that fills your palm instead of needing a handle.
- "The Delivery Man", R 1,075 : A custom motor tuned to rumble low rather than buzz high. Rocks-Off recommends it specifically for shared walls.
- "The Musician", R 1,299: The remote is the point. Keep it or hand it over.
- "The Wreckoning", R 1,675: Je Joue's low-frequency motor in a soft silicone tip. Five speeds, seven patterns. The bullet for people who find most bullets too buzzy.
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"The Perfect Shot", R 1,999 : Lovense's angled hammer-style head rotates for broad or pinpoint contact, with full app control behind it.
Air Pulse and Suction
No contact, no friction. A soft mouth sits over the clitoris and changes the air pressure inside it. If vibration has ever felt like too much or not enough, this is the technology to try.
- "The Sweet Spot", R 825: Air pulse over the clitoris and a slim vibrating shaft inside, in one shape.
- "Princess Peach", R 1,150: Shaped like a peach you can leave out on a stand, with fourteen intensity levels.
- "Coming Up Roses", R 1,199: Romp sits is part of the Womanizer family and uses the same Pleasure Air technology. Six intensities.
- "The Explorer", R 1,199: A swivel cover protects the head in a bag, which matters more than it sounds.
- "Paint the Town Purple", R 1,399: Air rather than vibration, sitting over the clitoris without pressing on it.
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"The Australian", R 1,575: Dual-ended: an air-pulse mouth at one end, a curved vibrating tip at the other, each with its own motor.
- "The Computer Geek", R 1,750: Air pressure and suction in one palm-sized shape, ten settings, 10.9 cm long.
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"The Scientist", R 2,275: Ninety grams and 10.5 cm, the smallest air-pulse toy Womanizer makes, with a travel lock.
- "The One with Freckles", R 3,799: Lelo's Sensonic design pushes sonic waves through the whole clitoris, including the part under the skin.
- "Mystique", R 3,999: We-Vibe's slim air-pulse toy, shaped to slip between bodies during partnered sex. Twelve intensities, six patterns, app control.
- "The Airline Pilot", R 4,125: A wide soft mouth that covers the whole clitoris rather than aiming a narrow nozzle at one spot.
- "The Weekend Lover", R 4,450: Comes as a pair: an air suction toy and a small vibrating egg for inside.
- "The Fighter Pilot", R 4,450: Lelo's Cruise Control senses the motor slowing when you press hard and compensates, so the intensity holds.
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"Femininomenon", R 4,450: In an external study run with the Berlin Institute for Innovation, every one of the hundred-plus participants reached orgasm.
- "The One to Wear Lingerie For", R 4,450: Four things move independently: air speed, air depth, internal vibration strength and its pattern.
Wands
Broad, deep and powerful. Good if you want pressure across a wide area rather than one point, and the shape that ages best for people with wrist or hand pain.
- "The Redditor", R 4,450: The head itself bends, so you don't have to press harder to get more.
- "THE Wand", R 4,450: Roughly 19.4 cm end to end, which answers the usual complaint that wands eat half a drawer.
- "The Just a Friend", R 4,450: Compact, waterproof, broad silky head, five functions on one button.
- "The Joburger", R 4,450: PalmPower Pocket, BMS Factory's best-selling product. Nine centimetres long.
- "The One You Always Needed", R 4,450: Two buttons, one for power and one for the fun.
- "August", R 4,450: Most wands are rigid. This one has a soft silicone head on a flexible neck, so it gives when you press.
- "The One Who Gave You Their Sweater", R 4,450: Twenty centimetres with a 4.8 cm squishy head. The sensible first wand.
- "The Faithful One", R 4,450: 12.1 cm long with a 2.8 cm head. A wand you can close one hand around.
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"The Strange Addiction", R 4,450: The neck bends, so you angle the head without turning your whole wrist.
- "The Durbanite", R 4,450: The strongest wand in the PalmPower range, with a curved handle for angles.
- "The Karaoke Star", R 4,450: Lovense's compact Bluetooth wand with an upgraded antenna and steadier phone control.
- "The Older One", R 4,450: Dame's most powerful motor, deep and rumbly rather than buzzy.
- "The Delicate One", R 4,450: Le Wand Petite, recognised by Women's Health Femtech for packing wand power into a lighter body.
G-Spot Vibrators
Curved, firm at the tip, angled to press on the front wall. Also worth a look if you like firm external pressure, because a good G-spot curve doubles up.
- "The Neighbour", R 4,450: The smallest and most affordable vibrator B Swish makes. Ten centimetres, two across.
- "Southbound", R 4,450: Every ridge has a job and the curve at the tip is aimed squarely at the G-spot.
- "The Prettyboy", R 4,450: Six functions, one more than most of the range, on a curve that sweeps gently rather than kinking.
- "The Sailor", R 4,450: The base is a suction cup, so it grips a tile wall or a smooth floor and you hold nothing at all.
- "The Insatiable One", R 4,450: Slim silicone, curved for reach, small enough for clitoral use too.
- "The One for the Streets", R 4,450: Ten centimetres with only 4.3 cm going in, charging over a magnetic cable rather than eating batteries.
- "The Hotel Lover", R 4,450: Built around one idea, the angle. The shaft bends forward so your wrist stays where it is.
- "The Wild One", R 4,450: One button, lit from inside, runs all twenty functions.
- "The Firefighter", R 4,450: Thrusts rather than vibrates, with a suction cup that grips a flat surface so it moves hands-free.
- "The Flirt", R 4,450: Curved with a lightly textured tip. Purple, silicone, no fuss.
- "The Influencer", R 4,450: One long contoured curve, smooth the whole way. A finalist in the Spark Design Awards.
- "The Athlete", R 4,450: A soft squishy tip that gives when you press it against the front wall instead of poking at you.
- "The Lieutenant", R 4,450: Je Joue's BodyFlex shaft bends and stays exactly where you set it.
- "The Gentleman", R 4,450: Lelo's pick for experienced users: 37 mm at the widest, 11 cm insertable.
- "The One with Handsfree Mode", R 4,450: Thrusts about 10 mm at up to 120 strokes a minute, as well as vibrating.
- "The One That Makes You Feel It", R 4,450: Dame was founded by a sexologist and a mechanical engineer, and the weight and curve show it.
- "Von Dutch", R 4,450: The tip is broad and flattened rather than rounded, so it presses across the G-spot instead of poking at one point.
- "The Woodcutter", R 4,450: Two motors: one vibrating, one tilting the head up and down in a slow stroke Lelo calls WaveMotion.
- "Hot and Cold", R 4,450: Warms towards body heat or cools to about 20°C, then adds deep rumbly vibration on top.
- "The CEO", R 4,450: Thrusting, vibration and a strong suction cup, all controlled from your phone.
Rabbits and Dual Stimulators
Something inside, something outside, ideally on separate motors so you can run them at different intensities. Check that the two arms suit your own proportions before you commit to the expensive end.
- "The Skater", R 4,450: Two motors, one button. Separate motors for the shaft and the soft ears.
- "The Rabid Rabbit", R 4,450: The lighter of B Swish's two Bwild rabbits at 83 grams, with a curved tapered shaft.
- "The Baby Rabbit", R 4,450: Two separate motors, so internal and external sensations stay distinct instead of blurring.
- "The Zulu", R 4,450: Twenty speeds and patterns in a rabbit measuring just 11.4 cm overall, 8.9 cm insertable.
- "Salvatore", R 4,450: Squeeze it and it gives. Soft dual silicone over a firmer core, with a curved tip that still presses upward.
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"The Psychic", R 4,450: Firm enough to press with, flexible enough to bend, so it works deep or shallow.
- "The Architect", R 4,450: The shaft rotates and twists in three separate places at once. A rippling corkscrew rather than in and out.
- "The One with Glasses", R 4,450 :Four beads run up and down inside the shaft, which is movement rather than vibration.
- "The Surfer", R 4,450: Three thrusting speeds move the curved shaft while ten vibration modes run through it.
- "The Pretty One", R 4,450: Two motors, two buttons, and neither one has to be running.
- "The One That Takes Control", R 4,450: Three points of contact on one blue silicone body.
- "The Quartermaster", R 4,450: Five speeds, seven patterns, a plush squishy tip inside and a flexible thumb outside.
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"The Commander", R 4,450: The bendable version. The BodyFlex shaft keeps whatever angle you set.
- "The Airport Crush", R 4,450: The curved tip rotates as well as vibrates, with a floral arm on the outside.
- "The Irresistible One", R 4,450: The arm is shaped like a pair of lips rather than ears, with a broader face. Worth knowing if rabbit ears have always missed.
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"The Lesbian Painter", R 4,450: A second motor tilts the upper arm up and down against the G-spot while the first vibrates, the two running in step.
Wearables and Couples Toys
Made to stay put: in your underwear, inside you, or between two bodies. Most of the top end is app-controlled, which means the range is either across the room or across the world.
- "If You Think I'm Pretty", R 4,450: A pink silicone egg you slip into place before you leave the house.
- "The One Who Changed for You", R 4,450: A flexible internal wire holds whatever shape you bend it into.
- "So High", R 4,450: Clips magnetically into your knickers and sits flush against the clitoris, with the controls handed over.
- "Aphrodite", R 4,450: Built to be worn, not held. Two shafts inside and a flat base outside.
- "Pink + White", R 4,450: A thin flexible arm inside, a broader pad against the clitoris, entirely hands-free.
- "The Photographer", R 4,450: We-Vibe's simplest couples vibe. A soft C-shape, one button.
- "After Hours", R 4,450: A compact C-shape built for travel, with a durable case in the box.
- "The One You Met at a Wedding", R 4,450: An adjustable hinge, so the internal arm sits on the G-spot while the external arm stays put.
- "The Rave Bunny", R 4,450: A twisted silicone shape aimed at the G-spot, for solo or couples use.
- "The Minx", R 4,450: Thirty-one millimetres across, fifty-eight grams, and still up to 7 000 vibrations a minute.
- "The Drummer", R 4,450: A wearable G-spot egg with deep, quiet vibration and long-range app control.
- "The Beatboxer", R 4,450: Three motors in the toy: two for the clitoris, one for the G-spot, with Fusion Wave patterns.
There's the list <33
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