"Red Hot Chilli Pepper"

The bendy tip is the reason to choose "Red Hot Chilli Pepper" over a straight bullet. It flexes as you press, so you can angle it where you want rather than twisting your wrist to reach.

It's 12.1 cm long and 3.2 cm across in super-soft medical-grade silicone, with ten settings behind one button on the green stem. If it's been a while, or if small buttons are fiddly for your hands, a single control and a soft body make a kinder starting point than a row of them. Reviewers on the Emojibator site rate it 4.9 out of 5, though one wished for a lower setting at the bottom of the range, and it is audible in a silent room.

Emojibator rates it IPX7, so bath and shower are both fine. It charges over USB, comes with a silk bag, and it's covered by a three-year warranty.