"So High"

Handing over the controls is half the fun. "So High" clips magnetically into your knickers and sits flush against your clitoris, while the physical remote lets you or someone else cycle through twelve programmes from across the room.

At 4.0 by 3.5 by 9.0 cm and only 51 g, it disappears under most outfits, and the discreet finish gives nothing away. Wear it through dinner, on the drive home or during a long, teasing evening in. The remote works without any app or phone faff, which keeps things simple.

It is rated IPX7, so splashes and full immersion are both fine. Do check the drawer before you leave, since it takes one CR2 battery and Satisfyer does not include it. The fifteen year guarantee suggests they expect you to keep using it.