"The Weirdo"

Just over 10 cm long, 16 mm across and 36 g on the scale, "The Weirdo" is small enough to live in a make-up bag without explanation. Rocks-Off puts ten settings on a single button, so there's very little to learn.

If a big toy has always looked like too much, or you want something plain for the bedside drawer, "The Weirdo" sticks to the basics. The smooth flat silicone faces sit flush against you, while the narrow tip lets you aim. At the weight of a lipstick, your wrist stays comfortable even when you take your time.

Press the button to start, then keep pressing through the ten settings. A little water-based lubricant helps with glide. "The Weirdo" is fully waterproof, so the bath and the shower are both fine. It runs on the battery in the box rather than recharging, worth knowing if you'd rather plug something in. Rocks-Off gives a two year guarantee.