"Rainbow Unicorn Sparkle Pony"

Extra length is the point of "Rainbow Unicorn Sparkle Pony". At 14.3 centimetres it reaches further than a stubby mini, and the shaft gives your fingers somewhere to rest so your hand isn't doing the balancing.

It's slim with it: 2.1 centimetres across, 59 grams, and the shaped tip puts the vibration in one small place rather than spreading it. If you've found small bullets awkward to keep steady, the length is what changes that. Ten settings run from a silicone button set into the ABS body, in a metallic rainbow finish.

Two AAA batteries come in the box, good for about three hours, so it works the evening it arrives. "Rainbow Unicorn Sparkle Pony" is fully waterproof. One thing to weigh up: Rocks-Off calls it a toy for focused external pleasure, yet the same page lists 11.5 centimetres as insertable, so treat the internal figure as a maximum. Rocks-Off has a two year guarantee on it.