"The Philosopher"

Poseable app rabbit by We-Vibe

Independent, external reviews 4.5/5 An average of ratings published on other websites. These are not Heather's customer reviews. Select to read the full summary with its sources.

R 3,575

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  • Poseable internal arm plus a flexible clitoral arm that keeps contact while thrusting
  • Each motor can be controlled on its own
  • Squishy silicone with fairly rumbly vibration
  • Very quiet, around 26 dB in one test
  • Waterproof, with We-Vibe app control over any distance
  • Plain packaging
  • Quiet billing
  • Secure checkout
Description

"The Philosopher" is We-Vibe's adjustable rabbit: a poseable internal arm for the G-spot and a flexible external arm that stays on the clitoris while you move. Dual motors can run separately, the silicone is soft and fairly rumbly, and it is waterproof (IPX7) with We-Vibe app control. Charge about ninety minutes for up to two hours of use; the warranty is two years.

If rigid rabbits have never quite matched your body, this is built around fit. Bend the internal arm to your angle, flex the external arm so contact holds, then leave both in place. In the hand it feels squishy rather than stiff, and it stays quiet in use.

Apply water-based lubricant to the internal arm, insert, and settle the external arm. Use the on-toy buttons or the app for same-room or long-distance control. Engage the travel lock before packing, and wash with warm water and mild soap after.

Specifications
Brand
We-Vibe
For
Me
Experience level
Advanced
Sensation
Vaginal
Material
Body-safe silicone
Dimensions
217mm x 85mm x 39mm
Waterproof
IPX7
Battery
USB rechargeable; about 120 minutes use; 90 minutes charge
Warranty
2 years
Settings
5 vibration pattern modes; internal/external arm control (1x external, 2x internal, 3x both); app connection / long-distance play
How to use
  1. Charge via the USB cable before first use
  2. Apply water-based lube to the internal arm
  3. Bend the internal arm to the angle that reaches your G-spot, then insert
  4. Flex the external arm so it stays on the clitoris, even while thrusting
  5. Run each motor separately with the on-toy buttons, or pair the We-Vibe app
  6. Engage the travel lock before packing
  7. Wash with warm water and mild soap; the toy is waterproof
Shipping & returns

Your order will be shipped in a plain, unbranded package that will just have "Heather's" as sender.

Unopened items follow the usual returns window.

In the Box
  • We-Vibe | Nova 2 : Dark Pink
  • USB charging cable
  • Quick start guide
  • Instruction manual
  • We-Vibe Lube sample
  • Storage bag
Safety Information & Downloads

What Independent Reviewers Say

A summary of published reviews from around the web. These are not Heather's customer reviews.

4.5 / 5summarized from ~113 published ratings

Best for Rabbit users whose anatomy never quite fits rigid dual vibes; both arms adjust to you

Pros

  • Poseable internal arm plus a flexible clitoral arm that keeps contact while thrusting
  • Each motor can be controlled on its own
  • Squishy silicone with fairly rumbly vibration
  • Very quiet, around 26 dB in one test
  • Waterproof, with We-Vibe app control over any distance

Sources: Bedbible, HappyBed, Lovehoney, PinkCherry, Best Buy Canada