"The Good Kisser"

Two soft ears at the tip, one button, and ten settings behind it. "The Good Kisser" doesn't ask you to learn anything, which is the reason to start here if you've never bought a toy before.

It's 11 centimetres long and 3 centimetres across, weighing 50 grams, so it sits lightly in your hand and you can hold it in place without your wrist tiring. The silicone has a velvet matte finish, and the ears flex, so they follow you instead of pressing back.

Rocks-Off says the ten settings work externally or internally, so you can rest the ears against the outside or take the tip further in with a water-based lubricant. AAA battery power gives about three hours. Worth knowing: Rocks-Off suggests bath play but doesn't publish a waterproof rating, so keep it out of the water to be safe. Rocks-Off has a two year guarantee on it.