"The Lesbian Painter"

A second motor tilts the upper arm up and down against your G-spot while the first one vibrates, the two running in step. Lelo calls the motion WaveMotion, and says this version has 30 per cent more power than the one before it, spread across twelve patterns.

"The Lesbian Painter" is a full-sized piece: 20 cm overall, 11 cm of that insertable, and 176 grams in extra-soft silicone over ABS. It's a lot to hold until you work out the angle you like. The lower arm reaches your clitoris while the upper one works inside, so you're not picking between the two.

Charge it for two hours and you get up to two hours back. Five buttons run it: the centre one starts it, the arrows move through the patterns, plus and minus set the strength, and it powers down on its own. It's fully waterproof. Use water-based lubricant, since silicone-based ones can leave the surface tacky.